Elton John – Honky Château

Enough!

Everyone please quit singing it wrong!

The correct words in the chorus of “Rocket Man” are…

I honestly think I originally bought Elton John’s 5th album, “Honky Château”, just to figure out what he was singing at that spot. I didn’t know if the lyrics were included inside the album cover, but I had to find out. It was my last shot. None of my friends seemed to know. When they would sing along, all that came out of their mouths at that part was mumbled incoherent gibberish. It was driving me nuts!

Fortunately, my sanity was saved after I bought “Honky Château” and opened its gatefold cover. They were there! The lyrics to all the songs! I found “Rocket Man” and scanned through the words. There it was! I let out a long sigh of relief. I had solved the deep mystery that plagued so many to mumble incoherent gibberish. I had the power now to relieve the masses of their confusion. I could sleep soundly again at night.

The thing is, I found most people are just fine mumbling incoherent gibberish during “Rocket Man”.

Just in case you’re not one of them, this last part is for you:

“Rocket Man, Burning out his fuse up here alone.”